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tongue tied

W
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

The 1 that got away
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  • me after running for one minute:i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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  • me:i want a hot body
  • me:does absolutely nothing to achieve this
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there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants

(Source: adamusprime)

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clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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posted: May 29th • 22:31
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canadumb:

why don’t you say that to my face nigga 
posted: May 29th • 22:30
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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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chefbarnes:

imagine there was a petting zoo but instead of animals there were band members

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posted: May 29th • 21:59
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moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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posted: May 29th • 21:55
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